Ben hearts Noggin
Me: So it was teddy bear picnic day at school, all the kids brought in their teddy bears, except for Isaiah, he brought a moose
Ben: Wow that kid is crazy
Me: Yeah, and then when I had to leave his class he wrapped his hand inside my shirt and I couldn't get him off me, we had to use the moose as a distraction. I told him to go get Moosie Moose, 'cause that's what he said its name was, Moosie Moose...
Ben: You mean Moose A. Moose?
Me: Uh...ok?
Ben: Yeah it's Moose A. Moose, he's on Noggin, it's not Moosie Moose.
Me: ooook...
Ben: Yeah, I know that moose.
Jan 24th
Some serious cheese discussion at the...
Me: A pound of American?
Ben: No, not American, get Swiss
Me: I hate Swiss cheese, what's wrong with American?
Ben: I hate it, it's like, it's got no history, no story behind it. I mean seriously, American cheese? Where does it come from and why the fuck is it orange? There is nothing natural about something that color.
Me: You know they do make American cheese that isn't orange right?
Ben: Yeah, but I guess I just think American cheese is fake...like America
Jan 16th